52 Famous Quotes About Life – Funny Quotes About Life

Hello everyone!

I love quotes, so here are some of my favourite funny quotes about life! They always make my day a little bit better. Enjoy them!

Dreams don't work unless you do

  1. Dreams don’t work unless you do. – John Maxwell (I just love this one!)
  2. Create the life you can’t wait to wake up to. (I need this one. 😀 )
  3. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you’re up to. – Sean Keogh (Sassy!)
  4. Stop trying to please everyone. You were not put on this earth to be stressed and miserable so others can be relaxed and happy. (True… By the way, I have this as my desktop background. 😀 )
  5. Nothing is impossible. Even the word itself says I’m possible. – Audrey Hepburn (When I read this for the first time, I was like “What…?”.)
  6. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. – Mallory Hopkins (And even if you don’t! 😆
  7. If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you. – Fred DeVito (Challenging, but true!)
  8. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. – Stephen Colbert 😆
  9. You can’t pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first. (We tend to forget this.)
  10. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. – John Lennon & others before him (This always reminds me of the next one.)
  11. If you want god to laugh, tell him your plans. – Woody AllenShoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
  12. You never fail until stop trying. – Albert Einstein (So never stop trying!)
  13. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. (I still haven’t figured out why that happens!)
  14. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Sydney J. Harris (Black humour… 🙄 )
  15. Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow. – Robert Kiyosaki (So do what you want to do TODAY!)
  16. Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. – Norman Vincent Peale (So… what do you have to lose?)
  17. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. – Albert Einstein
  18. Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself. – Mark A. Cooper (Get up, people!!! If you want a new life, start changing your life! 😀 )Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
  19. Don’t tell me what they said about me. Tell me why they were so comfortable to say it around you. – Jay-Z 😎
  20. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places. (Hopefully…)
  21. Be somebody that nobody thought you could be. – William Chapman 😉
  22. True courage is in facing danger when you’re afraid. – L. Frank Baum (I have this quote on the cover of my journal!)
  23. Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. – Françoise Sagan (True!)
  24. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. – Lionel from Maid in Manhattan (As we all fall sooner or later…)
  25. Forgive yourself for not being where you thought you’d be by now. (And then get up and go the way that leads you there. It’s all about the present and the future, not the past!)
  26. People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. “Think Different” Apple campaign (So BE crazy!)Nothing is impossible. Even the word itself says I'm possible.
  27. If you can’t fly, then run.
    If you can’t run, then walk.
    If you can’t walk, then crawl.
    But whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward.
     – Martin Luther King Jr. (And never stop!!!)
  28. At the end of the day, life should ask us “Are you sure you want to save the changes?”. (Seriously, more useful feature EVER!)
  29. If someone tells you “You can’t”, they’re showing you their limits. Not yours! (So don’t listen to them!)
  30. The distance is nothing when one has a motive. – Jane Austen (If you love travelling, you know what I mean!)
  31. Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity is stored. (Hahahahaha… So true!)Money may not buy happiness but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus
  32. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. – Neale Donald Walsch 😛
  33. When nothing goes right, go left. (Hahahahahaha!)
  34. Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. (Exactly!!!)
  35. FEAR has two meanings: Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. – Zig Ziglar (It’s your choice!)
  36. Worrying is stupid. It’s like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain. – Wiz Khalifa (Boy, I can use this one!)
  37. Don’t just follow your dreams; chase them down, grab hold and don’t let go. – Kellie Elmore (Kind of aggressive… but true, nevertheless!)Whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward!
  38. Being a good person does not mean you have to put up with other people’s crap. (True!)
  39. Don’t stress the could haves. If it should have, it would have. (Mind blown!)
  40. You’re always one decision away from a totally different life. – Mark Batterson (So take care and choose right! Or at least without regrets… 😉 )
  41. If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. – Confucius (Remember? You have to get out of your comfort zone!)
  42. Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution. – Albert Einstein (I think I am one of these persons. 😕 Oops!)
  43. Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”. 😆Walk away or try harder?
  44. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 😈 
  45. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. – Marion G. Harmon, Ronin Games 😎 
  46. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. – Suzy Kassem (Unfortunately, true!)
  47. It’s so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It’s like the trash took itself out. (Hahahahahahaha! 😆 )
  48. One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder. – Ziad K. Abdelnour (It’s not as easy as it sounds…)
  49. I don’t hold grudges. I remember facts. 😀
  50. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it! (Yeah!)
  51. If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. (One of the worst things in our time… Why do we keep doing this ❓ )
  52. I travelled too much. – said no one ever 😉 I travelled too much - said no one ever!

Final Thoughts

So here are some of my favourite quotes about life! If you want to read the quotes about books or some topics about books, check them out!

If you’re a book lover like me, check my book reviews.

So… What are your favourite quotes? Tell us below!

And if you want me to add a favourite quote of yours to the list, let me know! 😀

Any suggestion is welcome! So, if you have any topic you’d want me to write about, feel free to tell me below!

Don’t forget to have fun!


  1. OMG. I’m chuckling at some of these. #45 had me in stitches. Honestly, your site is refreshing. I’m an avid John Maxwell fan. Have you read his 15 Laws of Invaluable Growth? It’s excellent. I didn’t see it on your site, but I’m wondering if you’ll review it. Maybe add a section called “Self-Help” or “Personal Development”. Again, great stuff.

    1. I’m thinking about that already, but I have a lot of novels I wanna review. Probably a little later!
      Thank you very much for your suggestion! 😀

  2. Thanks for sharing this post. In a world, where there is so much strife, horror, darkness, and calamity. It is refreshing to read these life sayings. They are uplifting, inspiring, and just plain good philosophies of life. Thanks again.

  3. SOOO many of my fav’s are here. A great list and general reminder about life.
    Love it, keep up the good work!

  4. Hi Jenny
    What a great pick me up for people!
    I love inspirational quotes. They’re so good.
    Keep it up! People need to smile more.

    Wishing you all the best.

    1. Thank you so much! Yes, people should smile more! We tend to forget this, but it’s very important. After all, if you’re too busy to laugh, you ‘re too busy! 😉

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